Changing clothes erases wanted level Changing clothes in Wal-Mart parking lot has increased wanted level in Dayton, OH
Cars are always readily available "Mom, seriously, f*ck, I'm 20 years old, I should be able to drive to the movies whenever I want!"
Prostitutes replenish health Prostitutes deplete bank account and self esteem
"Hot Coffee" mode allows my character to have sex
Hot coffee allows me to have a bowel movement in the morning
Only have to pay hospital $100 every time you die Family must pay hospital $10,000 for allowing Grandma to die there
Getting shot takes away 7 health points Actually takes away 23 health points