When I die, I have made sure that my friends know what to do:

1. Put me in a Santa costume.

2. Find a few reindeer (dead, also).

3. Hire a small plane.

4. Take us up and throw us out.

I'd prefer it if they do it around the time schools are letting out, but hey, you can't have everything.


Pssst, Intern Kevin has a few ideas about exiting this world, too.