7th Grader: I don't really think it's for me. Thanks anyway man.
Frat Guy: (angrily) What're you talking about? You've gotta pledge. You're legacy.
7th Grader: I just don't really get what it's all about.
Frat Guy: What's there to get? You party wicked hard and hang with your boys.
7th Grader: Why do I need to be in a frat to do that?
Frat Guy: Fraternity, not frat. Wouldn't call your country a c*nt would you?
7th Grader: I'd call my country a c*nt. Hey America, you're a c*nt.
Frat Guy: (yelling to another room) MOM, Patrick said a naughty word and he's being unpatriotic.
7th Grader: Whatever. I'm just saying I can hang out with my friends anytime and go out with people I meet at school, that's all.
Frat Guy: That's what the fraternity is all about. Brotherhood.
7th Grader: Seems like you guys just hang out with dudes all day.
Frat Guy: That's a big part of what we do. That's the brotherhood.
7th Grader: I don't know. I think I'm past that phase in my life.
Frat Guy: We hang out with girls too, just not during the day. Then we go slay sorostitutes at night.
7th Grader: I guess my biggest problem is I just don't understand why someone would pay for friends.
Frat Guy: I don't fucking pay for friends you anti-American douche.
7th Grader: Then what're you paying for?
Frat Guy: . . .
7th Grader: Well?
Frat Guy: It goes towards, like, keeping the house together and throwing parties and shit. And you better watch your tongue boy. The fraternity will whip you into shape.
7th Grader: Still, I think I'll just do my own thing. Make friends the old fashioned way
Frat Guy: The old fashioned way? Fraternities have been in existence for billions of years. It is old fashioned!
7th Grader: Billions of years?
Frat Guy: You know what forget it! We don't even want a fagtard like you. Go fuck your fat mother fag.
7th Grader: We have the same mom.