Prostitutes. You have questions. We have answers.

Q: Can the rash I just developed be attributed to a "prostitute allergy"?

A: Probably, but just in case, try one more.

Q: If I"go black," willI be able to "go back"?

A: If they meant "not never," they would say "not never" in the slogan.

Q: Do I need to have at least one encounter with a prostitute before I can consider myself a real man and/or woman? If so, why is there no fund to provide me with an inexpensive but high-quality prostitute?

A: 9/11. I hope that answered both your questions.

Q: Are all prostitutes robots, or only some of them?
A: Have you ever had sex with a prostitute who was not a robot?