Prostitutes. You have questions. We have answers.
Q: Can the rash I just developed be attributed to a "prostitute allergy"?
A: Probably, but just in case, try one more.
Q: If I"go black," willI be able to "go back"?
A: If they meant "not never," they would say "not never" in the slogan.
Q: Do I need to have at least one encounter with a prostitute before I can consider myself a real man and/or woman? If so, why is there no fund to provide me with an inexpensive but high-quality prostitute?
A: 9/11. I hope that answered both your questions.