Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
It's Official, I'm a Pirate
September 25, 2006
Yarr, maties. When I moved into the dorms last week, upon hooking up my internet cable, I learned that I had been found in violation of
copyright law at the end of last year. Blimey! Long story short, I downloaded some shit last year, the
emailed my school, and I have no internet access. So fuck that guy from that Dodgeball movie; I'm the
Steve the Pirate. Scurrrrrrvy. Word to the wise, me hearties, if you download stuff, you may be caught, meaning your school might give you a warning and take away your internet for a while. Pretty serious business.
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