Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
I Think My Girlfriend Is One of Those Girl Victims You Always See In Horror Movies
June 14, 2007
What do you want to do tonight, babe?
I don't know. Let's go down to the basement and talk about it.
Why do you always want to go to the basement? It's dark, and wet, and gross.
Ugh, you're so not spontaneous.
We hear shattered glass and heavy breathing.
Did you hear that?
Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?
Quick, turn off the lights!
That’s what it said to do in the forbidden videotape I watched to calm down after I was in that hit-and-run.
Why don’t we go to Chili’s and – wait, what?
Hey, there's some kind of tunnel over here that leads underground! And a trail of what appears to be red paint… I love art! Let's see where it leads.
It'll be fun. We can recite dark incantations to pass the time.
"Non bagno te, bagno il tuo cuore! Che sempre pi
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.