Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The Imagination of Wendell Blatt, Nerdiest Kid in School
June 18, 2007
: So we're agreed then.
: We're agreed.
: Can we go over it one more time for the class?
: This isn't hard, Cynthia. Tomorrow during gym, we're doing "trust falls," and when Wendell goes, we'll all move out of the way so he falls on his back.
: You guys get it?
: Isn't this dangerous? Wendell could get seriously hurt.
: That's the idea.
: Don't you think he might figure out that we're conspiring against him?
: You think we haven't thought of that? That's why we're all going to do a trust fall. Wendell will watch as each one of you guys gets caught by your classmates. That way, when he goes, he won't suspect a thing.
: This may paralyze him.
: That would be so boss.
Mr. Sanders nods.
: It's not fair, why do we just pick on Wendell, is it because he's so smart?
: And you're jealous because you wish you were as smart and good at math and science as Wendell is?
: Of course.
: Now I get it.
: If Wendell were a real genius he would skip gym class tomorrow.
: What about his perfect
: Guess Wendell has a real conundrum on his hands.
: He could always get a note.
: Yes I suppose so. He could get a note.
: That sounds like his best bet.
: Where is Wendell? I want to have sex with him.
: He's off fighting dragons.
He's so brave
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.