Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The Weekly WYR
June 22, 2007
It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly
. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great
, send it to me at
Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com.
Would You Rather
Be able to do one really good impression or do hundreds of good impressions, but not be able to talk normally?
Be stuck on an island with the
Google smart ass
Also From Paul
Eat cheesecake or pizza till you die?
Lose both of your legs or lose your penis?
Be able to control your dreams for the rest or your life, or live any fantasy you wantfor one day?
Have your eyebrow hair grow like normal hair requiring it to be cut all the time or have no eyebrows at all?
Date a girl with one boob or one tooth?
Be completely insane or know that the be-cloaked one is watching always watching?
Give your boss a beej and get a raise or get a beej from your boss and have to take a pay cut?
Drink only water for the rest of your life or drink only Vitamin Water for the rest of your life?
Finally, this week's winner of the
I Clearly Just Got Dumped
Award is Andy, who is saying this:
Would you rather stay in all night eating cheerios or go out and not have a good time because she'll be there?
Hang in there, Andy!
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