Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Things You Don't Hear Much Anymore
June 22, 2007
(In reverse-chronological order)
"You should really buy a Livestrong bracelet. It's for a good cause."
"Old Navy cargo shorts are never going out of style."
"I'm ready to buy a new Gateway, but none of their computers are Y2K compliant."
"Dude, I'm gonna be rich. I just put my whole TY Beanie Baby collection on Ebay."
Did you hear president Clinton is having an affair?"
"That OJ Simpson slammer is so phat, you always have the sickest pogs."
"John and Lorena Bobbitt are SO getting a divorce."
Upon sinking a sweet 3-pointer while wearing Reebok pumps: "Booyah!"
"Madonna is so hot."
Timmy, great news! They've found a cure for polio."
"I can't believe Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Lund don't get together at the end of Casablanca."
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.