(In reverse-chronological order)




  • "You should really buy a Livestrong bracelet. It's for a good cause."
  • "Old Navy cargo shorts are never going out of style."
  • "I'm ready to buy a new Gateway, but none of their computers are Y2K compliant."
  • "Dude, I'm gonna be rich. I just put my whole TY Beanie Baby collection on Ebay."
  • Did you hear president Clinton is having an affair?"
  • "That OJ Simpson slammer is so phat, you always have the sickest pogs."
  • "John and Lorena Bobbitt are SO getting a divorce."
  • Upon sinking a sweet 3-pointer while wearing Reebok pumps: "Booyah!"
  • "Madonna is so hot."
  • Timmy, great news! They've found a cure for polio."
  • "I can't believe Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Lund don't get together at the end of Casablanca."