*- A married couple and their dying son all suffer from chronic pneumonia and nosebleeds. Super-Ninja-Robot-neurologist Dr. Forman uses his spectral data analyzing samurai sword to peek into their brains, but this routine procedure uncovers a family secret.




*- Dr. Cutty's long-lost son starts working at the hospital, while House and his team attempt to cure a man who believes he is a reverse vampire.Musical guest U2 performs.



*-The Harlem Globetrotters developed leprosy and count on House for an in-game cure while they show-boat their way to victory against the Los Angles Clippers.



*-Every-Single-Character-Ever-To-Appear-On-The-Show-Gets-A-Seizure-Exstravaganza!House denies unrequited love for his former room-mate.



*-Thirteen orphans and most of the maternity-ward develop a deadly, but curable illness.House rubs one out in his office and falls asleep, much to the chagrin of Dr. Wilson.