The Sidekick Squad: Five heroic avengers, bringing justice to our world.



Woman Tied To Train Tracks: The Sidekick Squad! Thank God you’re here to help me!
Robin: Well, we don't actually –
TRAIN CRUSHES WOMAN
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Man About To Be Sliced In Half By Spinning Blade: Sidekick Squad! Quick, untie me!
Jimmy Olsen: It's just that we –
BLOOD SPLATTERS EVERYWHERE
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Woman About To Fall From Skyscraper: Please, Sidekick Squad! Pull me up!
Luigi: My brother should be here in about –
BLOODCURDLING SCREAM
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Man About To Be Mauled By a Bear: Sidekick Squad! Save me from this bear!
Tinkerbell: Just think happy thou –
SOUND OF TEARING FLESH
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Plane Passenger: Does anybody know how to fly this thing?!
Robin: Okay, guys. We have time; we can do this.
Jimmy Olsen: You go first.
Robin: No, why don't you handle this one?
Luigi: We’ll need the code for the auto-pilot.
Tinkerbell: Chewy, you memorized the code. What is it?
Chewbacca: [incomprehensible]
MASSIVE EXPLOSION