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  1. A 13-year-old with the longest, best-est criminal record ever.
  2. The scariest Disney movie ever made (not counting Fantasia on acid.)
  3. Fat man and crazy boy.
  4. Slip 'n' Slide 'n' puke.
  5. The world's best hand job. (Not what you think.)

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Mad Props:
To CH Columnist, Kate Spencer, for getting engaged. Which BustedTee do you want for a wedding present?