Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
A Conversation Between a Chef at a Cruelty Free Restaurant and a Cow
June 28, 2007
: So this is great, I love hearing about cruelty free restaurants.
: Yeah I really feel like I'm doing a good deed.
: Tell me about your menu.
: Well we have a great garden salad, a delicious flank steak.
: Flank steak, to die for.
: So when you say cruelty free
: We kill all the animals very humanely.
: Ok maybe you don't get it. To us that's the cruelest part, the part where you kill us.
: I see, but I kill all the animals very quick and painlessly.
: Still, you did say kill. We do die. And that's really just the worst part for us.
: A man needs to eat.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.