This week's word comes from CH's Junior writer extraordinaire, Jake Hurwitz

Slow Race- When the goal results in participants losing money (Such as lending a dollar) everybody will move as slow as possible to help the friend. Fastest person loses.

Ex: "Chris asked if either Jeff or I had a cigarette he could bum and I lost the slow race."

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