Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The Weekly WYR
June 29, 2007
It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly
. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great
, send it to me at
Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com.
Would You Rather
Beblind or have the hiccups for the rest of your life?
Hit every stop light, and know that you will never be in an accident, or always hit greens, and know that someday you will be in a terrible crash?
Have no teeth or no ears?
Get beat up in front of your friends by your younger brother or your older sister?
Have a permanent light spot in your right eye or a permanent ringing in your right ear?
Have sex with Jessica Alba on a bed of nails or have sex with Fergie on a bed of roses?
Be Aquaman or the kid with Heart from Captain Planet?
Be unemployed the rest of your life or have to go to college the rest of your life?
Havea younger sisterwho isreally hot or really ugly?
Have chair demolishing fart explosions, or always have gas and never fart?
Be nicknamed 'The Big Sticky' or 'OafLoaf'?
Never be able to use a cell phone or never be able to drive a car?
Finally, this week's winner of the
I'm Probably A Virgin
Award is Pat, who sent in this:
Would You rather have a magic warversus Dumbledorefrom Harry Potteror Gandolf from Lord of the Rings?
It'll happen someday, Pat!
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