It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, send it to me at Streeter.Seidell @

Would You Rather…

  • Beblind or have the hiccups for the rest of your life? From Chris
  • Hit every stop light, and know that you will never be in an accident, or always hit greens, and know that someday you will be in a terrible crash? From Devin
  • Have no teeth or no ears?
  • Get beat up in front of your friends by your younger brother or your older sister? From Gregg
  • Have a permanent light spot in your right eye or a permanent ringing in your right ear?
  • Have sex with Jessica Alba on a bed of nails or have sex with Fergie on a bed of roses? From Daniel
  • Be Aquaman or the kid with Heart from Captain Planet? From Matthew
  • Be unemployed the rest of your life or have to go to college the rest of your life? From Leon
  • Havea younger sisterwho isreally hot or really ugly? From Patrick
  • Have chair demolishing fart explosions, or always have gas and never fart? From Kevin
  • Be nicknamed 'The Big Sticky' or 'OafLoaf'? From Tyler
  • Never be able to use a cell phone or never be able to drive a car? From Jeremy

Finally, this week's winner of the I'm Probably A Virgin Award is Pat, who sent in this:

  • Would You rather have a magic warversus Dumbledorefrom Harry Potteror Gandolf from Lord of the Rings?

It'll happen someday, Pat!

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