• The Library of Congress
  • The ball pit at your local Chuck E. Cheese
  • A friend's funeral
  • A friend's wedding
  • Your parent's attic with the only remaining photographs of Great Grandma and Grandpa, not to mention Great Aunt Emma's boots she wore to school for ten f*cking years straight during the Depression
  • The produce section of the grocery store
  • An endangered species wildlife habitat
  • Your boss's private bathroom
  • Your friend's living room during a viewing of Independence Day
  • Outside a Scottish or British airport
  • Inside a submarine
  • A clinic for chronic migraine sufferers and epilepsy patients
  • In or around any forest in California
  • Tiananman Square whilst waving the American flag
  • Inside your sister's Barbie three-story dream house
  • The 18th hole of the PGA tournament