Just answer the questions below to find out what kind of patriotic explosive you are!
You scored: points
0 6 Points: Congratulations nerd-o, you're a black snake. Small children may find you fun and educational, but to the rest of us you couldn't be more boring. Have fun spending the Fourth of July by yourself.
7 12 Points: You are a sparkler. Right now, you're teetering right on the edge of fun. You're not quite there yet. You could be a formidable explosive next year, but you need to grow bigger and more dangerous first. Keep working on it.
13 18 Points: You're a roman candle. Used according to directions you're not very much fun, but as soon as you start pointing at your friends the party begins. The enjoyment is heightened by the fact that you have a seemingly random number of balls.
19 24 Points: Oh god, you're a mortar. You're loud, exciting, and you make small children cry. If handled improperly you could kill everyone in this room.