The latest moments of sheer brilliance from the CH featured writers.

Tom Sunnergren

We've spent two weeks in philosphy class talking about Plato and nobodies even brought up Gak.

Jake Klocksien

While the words "youth in asia" and "euthanasia" may sound similar, it is not socially acceptable to donate money to the latter.

Ethan Trex

Better late than never, except in the case of CPR. Then late and never are pretty much equally bad.