• Hooray for Global Warming!!
  • The Smallest Facebook Group Ever
  • I Do Not Take Part In the Consumption of Adult Beverages
  • I Rarely Enjoy Naps
  • I ♥ Poverty
  • I Manage My Time Wisely and Do Things in a Timely Fashion
  • I Wholeheartedly Respect Campus Security
  • I Rarely Check Away Messages, For They Are a Small Part of My Daily Routine
  • I Love Bush… and Not the Female Reproductive Organ
  • To Be Honest, AIDS Really Isn't a Huge Deal to Me