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Says he's a Black Lab, but he's really just a Golden Retriever who figured out how to chew the top off a bottle of dye. EMO
Has a Myspace, but he only goes on it to keep up with other dogs he nailed in the alley behind the Rite-Aid. NOT EMO
That includes Tom. EMO
Whines when you put him outside. NOT EMO
Also whines when you let him back inside. EMO
Listens to music with anthemic choruses and heart-on-sleeve lyrics, but only in the 90's post-grunge mold of Jawbreaker and Sunny Day Real Estate. NOT EMO, GODDAMMIT
Sometimes, chews his own ass just to feel. EMO