Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Is Your Dog Emo?
October 4, 2006
Take this quiz to find out.
Says he's a Black Lab, but he's really just a Golden Retriever who figured out how to chew the top off a bottle of dye.
Has a Myspace, but he only goes on it to keep up with other dogs he nailed in the alley behind the Rite-Aid.
That includes Tom.
Whines when you put him outside.
Also whines when you let him back inside.
Listens to music with anthemic choruses and heart-on-sleeve lyrics, but only in the 90's post-grunge mold of Jawbreaker and Sunny Day Real Estate.
Sometimes, chews his own ass just to feel.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.