Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
It's Time For...
October 5, 2006
Our dedicated team of drunk high schoolers work hard every week to bring you the very best, and most challenging, Would You Rathers. Answer them If you dare!
Would You Rather
Be blind or have no legs?
Be retarded and not know it or look retarded and know it?
Eat a diarrhea sandwich or eat a diarrhea panini?
(Guys) Weigh 300 pounds or weigh 82 pounds?
(Girls) Weigh 210 pounds or have no arms?
Be able to fly or have unlimited money?
: You cannot exploit your flying powers to make money)
Never taste anything again or have uncontrollable bowel movements?
Burn to death or starve to death?
Constantly smell shit or never smell anything again?
and finally, Would You Rather
Hook up with your mom or your dad?
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.