…before I leave for vacation.

Why do they put flashing lights on Comcast vans?

They have no more authority than Rent-A-Cop.

Maybe less.

The lady that sings I Second That Emotion with the Temptations?

Most amazing woman ever.

I've never seen her, but a woman thats up for a lifetime of devotion?

I'd second that emotion.

Did you know it's illegal to say the Pledge of Allegiance naked?

Not reall, but imagine if it was.

bush might make it illegal for nudists to be Americans.

Nudists seem like they would be up there with gays for Dubya.

-Saint James