Every day random things happen, things you might tell people you know. These things are not major events or anything, just day to day occurrences. Many of these instances result in one of your friends saying the words, "Welcome to college." At which point you should hit them in the face. Here are a few examples:
That's just a few, keep an eye out, and your fists clenched. Wait- did you just waste two minutes reading this article instead of writing your biology lab? Welcome to college!