You can tell quite a bit about your loser-ass roommate from his DVD collection.
If He Owns
He jerks off under the covers while still talking to you.
Every Season of 'Six Feet Under'
He killed a cat once.
The Shawshank Redemption
He hates black people, save for a few of the "good ones"
Chuck Norris' Invasion USA
He looks for DVDs in the garbage.
Mind of Mencia, Complete Season 1
His dad works for Comedy Central.
Girls Gone Wild, #8
He jerks off on top of the covers while talking to you.
Warner Bros. Complete Silent Film Box Set
You are in hell.