You can tell quite a bit about your loser-ass roommate from his DVD collection.

If He Owns…
That Means…

American Wedding

He jerks off under the covers while still talking to you.

Every Season of 'Six Feet Under'

He killed a cat once.

The Shawshank Redemption

He hates black people, save for a few of the "good ones"

Chuck Norris' Invasion USA

He looks for DVDs in the garbage.

Mind of Mencia, Complete Season 1

His dad works for Comedy Central.

Girls Gone Wild, #8

He jerks off on top of the covers while talking to you.

Warner Bros. Complete Silent Film Box Set

He's fat.

Anime

You are in hell.