It's a fact of nature that every guy will eventually name his penis. Whether it's "Big Al" or "P Diddy," ask any guy and, if they're honest, they'll let you in on their own penis penname. After conducting some research, I've discovererd the best penis names for 20th century men.

  • JFK: "The Grassy Knoll"
  • Hitler: "Mein Kampf"
  • Paul McCartney: "Hard Day's Night"
  • Albert Einstein: "D=IcÒ›"
  • Gandhi: "The Passive Resistor"
  • Joseph McCarthy: "The Red Menace"
  • Elvis: "The Jailhouse Rock"
  • Mussolini: "The Axis of Evil"
  • F. Scott Fitzgerald: "The Great Gatsby"
  • Chairman Mao: "Chinese Finger Trap"
  • Charles Lindbergh: "The Spirit of St. Louis"
  • Bill Clinton: "Little Rock"
  • Al Capone: "The Untouchable"
  • Theodore Roosevelt: "The Rough Rider"
  • Janet Reno: "The Washington Monument"
  • Neil Armstrong: "The Moon Rover"
  • Fidel Castro: "Cuban Missile Crisis"
  • Sigmund Freud: "The Interpretation of Creams"