Hey everybody! Happy Friday, and it’s time for a CollegeHumor update you only mildly look forward to! Lots of good crap happened in Hollywood this week, so get your boners out, boys. Knowing the latest on Grey’s Anatomy is the cost-effective equivalent to handing out free puppies.

Ready? Let’s get to it!

Starting things off right, Lindsay Lohan and Keira Knightley are slated to co-star as lesbian lovers in an upcoming movie. You guys just let me know when you’re done masturbating. Done yet? No? Ok….now? Great, moving on.
Source: Hollywood Tuna

In a great quote this week, Carmen Electra talked about how she is currently ‘really into quantum physics.’ Then someone explained to her what quantum physics were and she said ‘oh, my mistake, I meant ‘shopping for bathing suits’.’ Zing!
Source: IDLYITW

Scary Spice announced this week that she was four months pregnant with Eddie Murphy’s baby. Wait, WHAT? Hold on, hold on. You’re telling me someone has sex with Eddie Murphy?
Source: Egotastic!

Big news for Grey’s Anatomy fans. T.R. Knight, the actor who plays everybody’s favorite intern, George O’Malley, officially announced this week that he’s gay, crushing the dreams of 12 year old girls everywhere.
Source: MSNBC

And now, it’s time to play a little game I like to call “Please Tell Me This is a Joke.†It’s not so much a game as a transition to this quote:
“O.J. Simpson will be paid $3.5 million to write a book where he “confesses†to murdering Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman. The book will describe how OJ murdered his wife and her friend, but it’s not a confession, rather a “hypothetical†version of the events, called “If I Did Itâ€.â€
Source: WWTDD

And last but not least, here’s a picture of Lindsay Lohan exposing what appears to be her ballsac, generating a rousing chorus of ‘WTF’ from everyone involved. Enjoy! Source: Egotastic!