The police have come to arrest Carrie Underwood for felony vandalism for cause over $3000 in damage to her estranged boyfriend’s truck.
Police knock on Underwood’s door
Policeman: Ms. Underwood, we know you’re in there. We have a warrant for your arrest.
Underwood opens door
Underwood: What…what’s this all about. Why do y’all have a warrant for my arrest? Don’t you know who I am?
Policeman: We do know who you are and we know what you did to a certain someone 4×4 pick-up truck in the early morning hours on July 5.
Underwood: What…I’m confused. What did I do?
Policeman: You don’t remember vandalizing your’ ex-boyfriends truck. He filed a report yesterday.
Underwood: I didn’t do anything.
Policeman: Ma’am, are you telling us that you didn’t and I quote, “dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive”
Underwood: That wasn’t me.
Policeman: You didn’t take a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires.
Underwood: No, I swear officer.
Policeman: Then why is your name carved into his leather seats?
Underwood: Uh…I di…
Policeman: We’re going to have to take you in. There is over $3000 in damage to his truck not to mention a pending restraining order filed against you by your ex-boyfriend and his fianc