• Koreans always hang out at gas stations.
  • Black people all love Jimmy Carter.
  • Mexicans have excessively long pubic hair.
  • White people always count things on their fingers.
  • Japanese women all find Alec Baldwin extremely sexy.
  • People from Wyoming can't manage money.
  • Indians can't get enough Salute Your Shorts
  • Gays hate pineapple.
  • Irish men have really, really fat fingers.
  • Australians burp all the time.
  • Blind people love mustard and mayo but hate ketchup.
  • Jews are terrible journalists.