Hey there, dudes and the occasional awesome dudette! Congratulations, you made it through another week. And as a reward, here's a bunch of stuff you don't care about. Oh no, don't thank me. You're too kind.

Weekly catchphrase!

First story up this week, Snoop Dogg was arrested yesterday for conspiratorial insider trading. JUST KIDDING it was for drug possession, duh. Ain't nothing but a G thing, indeed. Source: IDLYITW

Speaking of drugs, Paris Hilton's ex-boyfriend Nick Carter went on record this week about Paris' drug abuse, stating that she would "'cut a hole in her teddy and stuff it with cannabis.' Which leads me to conclude that Nick Carter talks like my grandfather. Source: Egotastic!

Also in the news this week, Jessica Simpson is currently addicted to MySpace, where she made up a fake name to try and meet new guys. Any guesses on her fake MySpace name? I'm putting twenty on "'Sessica Jimpson.' Source: WWTDD

Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards are filming a movie together right now called "Blonde and Blonder." Which is one of those rare jokes that really does write itself. Source: Hollywood Tuna

And last but certainly not least, here's a totally random picture of Donald Duck groping Christina Aguilera. LOLapalooza! Source: WWTDD