Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Two Lovesick Tornado Chasers Sit On A Grassy Knoll
July 16, 2007
Wow, that one looks like a dog.
I don't see it.
See the big cloud is the head, and the two smaller ones are the ears.
But the whole formation looks like a funnel to me.
Like the whole thing. It looks like a funnel or an upside down traffic cone.
I can't quite visualize it.
See how the debris from the church is moving around clockwise?
Yeah, I can see that.
So from up there, all the way to the ground where the schoolhouse is collapsing.
Near the crying children? And the parents screaming? Trying to out-yell the winds?
I can't see it Point to specific parts like I did.
Okay well, see where the archive of wedding photos from the library is just getting soaked beyond recognition?
Umm, and right below that? There are those flattened cats from getting thrown into the side of that general store? Just blood and fur at this point.
Yeah. Near the baby that's just sorta floating in the eye of the storm?
Right. Wait. Which baby? I'm talking about the one that's too young to talk, asking for his mama with his eyes. Sorta getting thrown up against a jagged chimney.
Okay, mine is impaled on a weather vane.
Same baby. So up there is like the top of the cone
I can sorta see that, yeah.
and then down there is the base of it.
I kinda see an ice cream cone.
Right. Funnel, ice cream cone, whatever.
Oh, I also see a mousey!
Special thanks to co-tornado watcher
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