10) There’s no football team, but you are ranked 3 in Counterstrike
9) You give directions to the gym by saying “It’s up the hill from the library
8) The term “Greek students” refers to ancient history majors
7) You picked up a second major just so you would be able to stay for 4 years
6) O’Doul’s Kegger!
5) Even your Asian room mate thinks "there is an inordinate amount of Asians at this school"
4) You don’t need a health plan when you graduate because your friends are all doctors
3) You or someone you know has ever said “It’s not a comic book; it’s a graphic novel!”
2) Your AP credits from high school made you start out as a 3rd semester grad student
1) You are reading a top 10 list online