Every week we post the absolute stupidest questions you heard in class. If you send in the stupidest, you get a free Big Shocker. It's that simple.
5. Oklahoma State University, Oklahoma City, OKSubmitted by Mark V.
Professor had just finished talking about Abraham Lincoln's sons. Stupid Girl: "So if Abraham Lincoln died, would his sons take over the throne?"
4. Western Carolina University, Cullowhee, NCSubmitted by Ben B.
Professor: "One side effect of steroid use in women is an enlarged clitoris."Big Breasted Blonde: "Does that mean it will feel better 'cause it's bigger?"
3. Brandeis University, Waltham, MASubmitted by Jonah K.
Genius: "Is there a paper crisis due to the Iraq war?"[pause]Professor:"No."
2. Western Washington University, Bellingham, WASubmitted by Nick M.
During a lecture about the African slave trade.Professor: "The slaves were taken away from their families to go across the Atlantic to where they would be sold as slaves." Brilliant Girl: "Why did the Africans want to be slaves?"Professor: [silent]
Winner Richard Stockton College, Pomona, NJSubmitted by CJ O.
Professor is discussing the Declaration of Independence and how it's being preserved.Professor: "The Declaration of Independence is kept in an air tight helium filmed chamber."Queen Retard: "So it's just floating around in there?"
Congrats on winning yourself a Big Shocker, CJ. And for any of you interested in winning one of your own, send me the stupidest question you've heard in class to CHStupidQuestions @Gmail.com and remember to include your school or I won't be able to use it.