Remember When we used to try to find the scariest costume possible to wear for Halloween?
When did girls make the shift toward trying to find the sluttiest costume possible, and when did guys make the shift towards trying to find the funniest costumes possible?
That's not what Halloween is about people. It's about death, and darkness, and candy.
Let's reclaim our roots this year, guys. Not you girls though. Keep the slutty costumes. It's works for you.