- Man calls 911 to get them to rescue him from police. Sentenced to 10 years just for being "too stupid"
- Get a load of this chick's third nipple!
- Find out where they are now: Baby who fell down well, the kid who was too old to play little league, and that baby from the Nirvana cover
- Chick goes diarrhea in Jo-Ann Fabrics
- 500 pound man stuck in river EMTs reported "he was just way too fat"