Just like everyone else in the world, you wake up in the morning and you log onto facebook. You take a shower, come back, check facebook. Class, facebook. Lunch, facebook. You're constantly writing on your friends's walls, joining pointless groups, and stalking that hot girl you've never spoken to and who has never been in any of your classes; meanwhile, all your friends are doing the same. When suddenly, out of nowhere, you get an event invitation. This isn't an invitation to a club this weekend or a gathering over Thanksgiving break. This is worse. You've just received an invitation from…

KID YOU WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH BUT HAVEN'T TALKED TO SINCE WHO INVITES EVERYBODY ON HIS FRIENDS LIST TO A PARTY AT HIS SCHOOL EVEN THOUGH 85% OF HIS FRIENDS DON'T GO TO SAID SCHOOL

I fucking hate that guy.