Let me get this straight. You're really into computers and gaming and stuff, but you're also not doing well at school? I mean, what are you doing with your time, if not studying? You're clearly not going to the gym or socializing.
I mean, when you walked to class the other day with only one notebook and an erasable pen, I thought that meant you're "too smart" to buy books or something. I didn't think you were actually just a dumbass.
So when you watch challenges that are like "Brain Vs. Brawn" who do you root for? There's no "neither" team.
I guess for every smart jock in the world there has to be one of you to keep the universe in equillibrium. So what do you all day long? I mean, you must have something going for you other than shooting cats with that slingshot you got.
Actually, can I touch you? Just your arm, I promise I won't interrupt that Unreal Tournament game you're playing, I just want to make sure you exist. Wow. This is so surreal. You feel like a real human, but you are so rare, so unique, you practically aren't.
-Join us next week when we tackle Unathletic Meatheads!