Hey yo, Freddie Prinze Junior and Sarah Michelle Gellar,

Did you hear that Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Philipee are splitting up? Yeah, I know. It's really fucked up. But you're the most comparable couple. You both have moderatley successful careers in Hollywood and are extremely good-looking. So when are you gonna get divorced? Call me Nostradamas, but I'm gonna say sometime within the next two years. I'll put ten bucks down on that. I'm a gambler, what can I say?

^ They're done, son.