Pretty office secretary: Sir, there is a man here with an idea for a film.

Hotshot movie executive: Okay, send him in.

Hotshot movie executive: So, what is your idea?

Uninspired script writer: Alright, well basically…. it's the movie Speed. But with humans.

Hotshot movie executive: I LIKE IT. Pretty office secretary, call Jason Statham and offer him seven figures!