Britney Splits From K-Fed

Britney Spears filed for divorce from husband Kevin Federline, citing irreconcilable differences and his new album. Spears will get to keep everything she had before the two married, including 100% of the couple's assets and talent.

Idol's Underwood Wins at CMAs

At the 40th annual Country Music Awards, American Idol's Carrie Underwood won Female Vocalist of the Year. Underwood unfortunately had to give 80% of the statue to the show's producers.

AP College Basketball Poll

The AP pre-season poll came out, and yet again, the best college team in the country is the New York Knicks.

Kemp to Return to Basketball

Shawn Kemp is hoping to return to the NBA. If he can't find a team that will sign him, Kemp plans on starting a league comprised solely of his illegitimate children.

Thorpe Goes Without Practice

Aussie swimmer Ian Thorpe skipped the Speedo International, his last chance at competition before the trials for the World Swimming Championships. Thorpe's ability to win without practice is especially impressive when you consider that he has to swim counterclockwise.