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It's that time of the week again. See if you can rationalize a decision for any of the following WYR
's and don't forget you can send your best WYR
's to me at Streeter.Seidell@Gmail.com.
Would You Rather
Have to punch a wall until your knuckle bones show or or put a toothpick in your big-toe nail and kick a door?
Feel like you're about to puke for the rest of your life or feel like you're about to have diarrhea for the rest of your life?
Have your girlfriend have two evenly-sized A-cup boobies or have one D and one B?
Have fully-functioning penises for fingers or fully-functioning vaginas for ears?
From Issac K.
Not have any friends or have your friends be able to read your thoughts at all times?
Be the best tricycle rider in the world or be able to accurately identify who farted anytime, anywhere.
Pee thumb tacks or poop rubix cubes?
From Andy T.
Not be able to grow pubic hair or have silky, straight pubic hair that you cannot cut?
Drink one gallon of curdled milk or one gallon of hard liquor?
From Jose N.
Have a trained pet bear or pet tiger?
Be forced to go on a month long heroin binge or month long crystal meth binge?
From Josh F.
And my personal favorite of the week
(After waking up naked on park bench with a sore ass,) Would you rather find no money in your wallet, or a hundred dollars more than you had the night before?
From Jeff R.
Send your best WYR's to Streeter.Seidell @Gmail.com for next week's installment.