5. Penn State, State College, PASubmitted by Amanda.
During a sociology lecture Professor: A lot of children who are a part of step-families experience problems. It's not usually like the Brady Bunch.Girl who's devaluing my degree: Wait. The Brady Bunch was a step-family? That's what the song meant?
4. Fanshawe College, London, UKSubmitted by Katie
Double-TroubleProf: "The contributions to society made by these native Indians are huge"Stupid Guy: "Yeah, didn't Indians invent fire?"Even Stupider Girl: "Umm I'm pretty sure HUMANS invented fire!"
3. College of Charleston, Charleston, SCSubmitted by John
Genius: Excuse me. What does the etc. at the end of that sentence mean?Professor: Are you serious?Genius: I guess so.Professor: How did you even get into college?
2. University of Ottawa, Ottawa ON, CanadaSubmitted by Nick
Professor: The attack on Pearl Harbor happened on December 7th, 1941 after .Moron: Wait, wait. Like the one in the movie?Stunned silence
And for the win
1. Missouri State University, Springfield, MOSubmitted by Jesse.
Spanish Professor: While we were on vacation, we actually got to see a shrunken head in a museum.Brilliant Young Woman: So, how exactly do they shrink heads?Spanish Professor: Well, they cut the head off and then they begin whatever their process is to-Brilliant Young Woman: Oh, they use dead people?
Congrats on winning yourself a Big Shocker, Jesse. And for any of you interested in winning one of your own, send us the stupidest question you've heard in class to CHStupidQuestions @Gmail.com and remember to include your school or we won't be able to use it.