With so many porn movies in the hands of Cinemax, it's hard to come up with names for all of them. The team hired to give all these movies names is highly skilled. But, like all teams, encounters problems along the way. Let's take a look at one of their annual meetings.

Boss : Ok, we haveto name atleast two movies today, guys. I trust that we're ready for this? Let's get started. Our first movie stars two complete strangers that meet up at a secluded beach. In Egypt. During the summer. The video case gives me a few ideas, what about you guys?

Bob : Well, when I see that video-case cover it makes me think of alcohol. And, when I think of alcohol, I think of parties. We could call it Fiesta Fellatio?

Boss : No. I'm just not feeling that one. Plus, we don't have that many blowjobs in this one, so the fellatio part would seem awkward and mis-leading. A mis-leading porn is basically the same thing as dissapointment.

Susan : I took a real long look at that video-case cover, Boss. And, the first thing that came to my mind was Grey Goose vodka. And being that this movie takes place during the summer, we could call it : Sexual Sandbars : GreyGoose Adventures

Boss : Pure genious, Susan. You get a raise for that one. That movie title would definately make me change the channel. Ok, let's move on to the next video-case cover. This movie is about a police officer who pulls a young man over for speeding. He says he'll have sex with him if he doesn't give him a ticket. He thinks about it. Then, they have sex. This one's a hard one. Let's take a look at the video-case cover and see if that helps.

Tom : Jesus. This is a hard one. But, I must admit, when I first looked at this cover the first thing that popped into my mind was those two guys in the back of that police car" .

Boss : Tom, please step out of the room.

Susan : I've got the perfect title for this one. Police Protection : The "'Other' Protection

Boss : Susan, you're promoted to like Owner or something. That wraps up today's meeting. I'll see you guys next week.

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