Some of yall out there are studying some random ass stuff. So I'm asking yall to Justify Your Major. First up, Randall Blevins, a Jazz Performance Major
LUKAS: So Randall, justify your major.
RANDALL: Cool, my man. So we all must agree, society's pretty crazy these days, yeah?
sort of, I guess
RANDALL: Just agree, my man
for the sake of the argument.
LUKAS: Gotcha. Society's screwed up.
RANDALL: Right. And so we need culture to make us feel better. That's where Jazz Performance comes in.
LUKAS: But jazz doesn't make me feel better. It makes me feel like I'm at the dentist.
RANDALL: Well, you're just not cultured, my man.
LUKAS: I'm not?
RANDALL: I mean
you don't like jazz, man.
LUKAS: Sure don't!
Looks like Randall failed to justify his major. Will you have more luck? Hit me up at firstname.lastname@example.org and see if you can JUSTIFY YOUR MAJOR!!