- "Bro, that one time we go sooooooooooooooo wasted and then went down on each-other in the parking lot of Dennie's!"

- "I'll never forget Mrs. Carver's English class… or that time we sold illegal Korean immigrants into slavery so we could buy fur coats!'

- "Goddammit for the last fucking time I don't know you…If you come to my house again I'm calling the police."

- "Do you remember when I gave your sister the clap? Man was your mom pissed…after that when I came over she stopped making me ants on a log."

- "I remember that one time when I locked your family in your garage and pumped in the exhaust from my car under the door….haha, you had to live in a foster home!"

- "You know your current girlfriend or boyfriend? I totally remember when you used to tell me only pirates and lepers would bang her/him….So which are you? a pirate or a leper?"