Jared studies Telepsychcokinetics. Let's see if he can Justify His Major!
Lukas: Is this jared?
Lukas: so what's your major?
Jared: Real major
or the one I made up?
Lukas: Better choose, Jared! better choose.
Jared: Well the more interesting of the two is Telepsychcokinetics.
Lukas: What is that?
Jared: The study of how the brain reacts to external elements.
Lukas: Who cares about that though?
Jared: Young intoxicated freshman females
Lukas: Works for me. Your major is justified.
Can you justify your major? Hit me up at firstname.lastname@example.org to find out.