Jared studies Telepsychcokinetics. Let's see if he can Justify His Major!

Lukas: Is this jared?

Jared: Yea.

Lukas: so what's your major?

Jared: Real major…or the one I made up?

Lukas: Better choose, Jared! better choose.

Jared: Well the more interesting of the two is Telepsychcokinetics.

Lukas: What is that?

Jared: The study of how the brain reacts to external elements.

Lukas: Who cares about that though?

Jared: Young intoxicated freshman females…

Lukas: Works for me. Your major is justified.

Can you justify your major? Hit me up at lukaskaiser@gmail.com to find out.