What color are your socks? As white as the day that I bought them (0 points) Black (1 point) Were white, now yellowy (2 points) Were white, now argyle (3 points)
Be honest, when is the last time you've done laundry? This morning (0 points) Monday(1 points) June-ish (2 points) Inconclusive (3 points)
With respect to underwear, you are: Wearing it correctly (0 points) Wearing it inside out, trying to eek another day out of your limited supply (1 point) Wearing it correctly again, but backwards. That's clean again, right? (2 points) Researching the possibility that underwear has a third side nobody has discovered yet (3 points)
When you hear the word "laundered," you think: Clothes (0 points) Money (1 point) Something else (2 points) I can't think of anything (3 points)
You are going out to a party and want to look nice. For a shirt, you wear: A collared shirt (0 points) A t-shirt for your high school fund raiser (1 point) A t-shirt from your middle school fund raiser (2 points) A towel (3 points)
How do you determine if your clothes are clean enough to wear? If I've worn them before, they're dirty (0 points) Smell test (1 point) A quick visual check (2 points) They're clean enough (3 points)
How do dogs react to your pants? Indifferent (0 points) Dogs are curious about my pants, but lose interest quickly. Sometimes they hump my pants (1 point) Dogs can't stop licking my pants, they must taste like bologna (2 points) Dogs cower and whimper at the scent of my pants. They growl if my pants approach them (3 points)
You've been wearing the same "Papa Roach" T-shirt so often, your friends are beginning to think that: I'm obssessed with the band (0 points) I know the band (1 point) I'm in the band (2 points) I like the band (3 points)
You scored: points
0 8 Points: No, you're clothes are fine. Everything you own is either new, or fresh out of the dryer. You probably have OCD, and if you wash your clothes any more than you already do they'll disintegrate. You're probably popular with the opposite sex, too, Mr. Cleanpants (or Mrs.).
9 16 Points: No, it's not time to rush to the laundromat just yet. You've worn most of the things you own already, but that doesn't make them dirty. Just keep doing what you're doing and gauge the reactions of those around you. In the case of an emergency, you can always jump in the pool with all your clothes on.
17 24 Points: No. You have better things to do than sit in front of a washing machine waiting for the bell to ring. Yeah, you're filthy. It's gross, but if you hold out just a little longer then your mom will probably wash everything for you. Hang in there champ.