WiiPlaystation 3 N.E.S.
Games211615,824
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Avg. Price on eBay $300

$1200

$10
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Included Games Wii Sports None

Mario / Duck Hunt

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Best Game ZeldaWho knows? Madden, I guess. Zelda
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Plays DVDs NoYesNo
Winner: Playstation 3
Does it play Punch-Out? Yes, but without Mike Tyson NoOh yeah

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CommercialsCharmingFrighteningHilarious
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Games Require Excessive Blowing NoNoDamn it, you try.
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Beats Human Contact YesYesYes
Three Way Tie
Impresses GirlsNoNoSorta
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