Nothing is more mind-numbingly painful than having to say how college is going to all of your relatives, seeing as how they all ask the same questions. Without fail. Every holiday. For four years. So, to answer their questions about college without using too much brain power, here is a list of answers to the questions they will ask. They come in the "Genuinely Excited to be at School," "Having a Tough Time Adjusting to College," "Frat Bro," and "Painfully Introverted" flavors.