On This Day In History the pilgrims were all like "And remember, nobody say anything to the neighbors about those blankets when they get here tomorrow. As far as all of you know, there are absolutely no diseases on them, got it?"

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1. Leslie Neilsen rips one out on live TV.2. Awww, it's man's best friend and woman's best friend getting snuggly…3. Behold, the worst police dog in the world!4. And keeping with our 'world's worst' theme, here's the world's worst college student. I mean, graduate already!5. A disgusting Thanksgiving treat, courtesy of Jones Soda.

A Super Sloppy Thanksgiving