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Pick up the phone and beg mom to FedEx this stuff immediately. Here's the stuff you forgot at home this break:
Cell phone charger Your new catchphrase: "I'll have my phone on from 5 until 5:15, so if you need to talk call then. Gotta save battery." Classic!
High school sweetheart By "'together forever' you meant "'together until I bone another chick.'
Forget-Me-Nots Oh, the irony
Roofies Guess you'll have to rely on your wit and good looks to get girls now" better stock up on Vaseline, champ.
DVD you totally told your buddies you'd bring back It won't be pleasant breaking the news to them that you'll just have to watch Old School again.
All your textbooks You don't really need the book to study for your history final. That shit all already happened anyway.
The antidote Oh shit"